Okay, this is something funny I'll put on my site

[SeanTrek]

I haven't yet created my site, but when I do, I'll do this:


Do a hotel personality thing...

This is what it'll be:


Director:Embassy Suites, you're next on the stage.

Embassy Suites: Okay, I'm a suites hotel, as you can tell from my name. My logo is an E with a leaf, and that's about it...

Director: That was great, Embassy Suites. Hampton Inn and Hampton Inn & Suites, you're next.

Hampton Inn: Hello, I'm a Hilton Hotel, and do you have bed head?

Hapmton Inn & Suites: That's the commercial, and there's the bed!

Hampton Inn: Right, I have be head.

Hampton Inn & Suites: Hotels are buildings, and buildings don't have hair!

Hampton Inn: All right!

Director: Allright, Hampton Hotels...

Next up is Marriott...

Marriott: Hi, I'm a suites hotel like Embassy Suites. Okay, check out the hotels owned by me!

SpringHill Suites: Counting me?
Courtyard: Of course!
Farfield Inn: Don't forget me!
TownePlace Suites: We're all owned by Marriott, so we're all included!!!

Director: Allright, next is Comfort Inn.

Comfort Inn: It's a pleasure, director. I'm a hotel too, of course. I'm owned by Choice Hotels, and I guess... I'm comfortable...


Director: Tee hee... Okay, next up we have Quality Hotel.

Quality Hotel: I guess you think I'm high quality. I guess I am if that's my name!

Director: I guess you are quality! Next is Sleep Inn

Sleep Inn: Do you think I sleep? Do the guests sleep? Is that why I was named Sleep Inn?!?!? Do people SLEEP IN?!?!?!?!?!?

Director: Very funny, Sleep Inn. Please welcome, Days Inn and Days Inn & Suites.

Days Inn: I guess it's always daytime here...

Days Inn & Suites: It's just a name, you're just an inn!

Director: Days Inn & Suites is a suites hotel, and Days Inn is an inn. What's the problem with that? AmeriSuites, you're up!

AmeriSuites: Hi, I'm owned by Global hotels... why was I named this:

Director: Global Hotels named you that. Another hotel from global hotels, please welcome Hyatt.

Hyatt: Well, I'm Hyatt prices! Get it? High at prices? I know, my guests have to pay a lot of money to stay in me.

Director: Hyatt, I guess that's a joke? Next up is Jameson Inn...


Jameson Inn: Thanks. I don't have much to say except I'm an inn...

Director: That's okay... come on, LaQuinta Inn annd LaQuinta Suites!

LaQuinta Inn: Okay, I'm the inn. I have free high speed internet, that's what I'm famous for.

LaQuinta Suites: So am I! I'm the suites around here

LaQuinta Inn:Right...

Director: Good thing you're famous for free high speed internet. Best Western!


Best Western: Look, I'm not just in the west. I'm all around the country, you'll find me in the east! I'm a hotel with free breakfast and high speed internet. Don't almost all hotels have free high speed?

Director:Ture... Sheraton, you're up!

Sheraton: I'm a suites, and there's not much to say, really...

Director: Okay, Sheraton! Please welcome... Double Tree!

Double Tree: I give you free cookies or peppermints under your bed pillows, guests! Isn't that great? My logo is also 2 trees!

Director: It is, Double Tree. I see why the logo is 2 trees... why not give free trees? Up next is our final hotel, Hilton!

Hilton: I'm another hotel. I'm the one that holds the Star Trek convention in Las Vegas!

Director: Hilton, it's a pleasure to hear the Las Vegas Hilton had the Star Trek convention... That was it, I'll see you next time on The Best Website Ever!


Okay, you like it? Tell me what you think and I'll see if I should put it on my site or not. I make some wierd stories, and I hope you give this one a good rating, I'll put it on my site as an article and video!


Think it's a good article for my site with the talking hotels and director and all?

Rate it one though ten...


~Sean
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