Poem: If only men knew what women wanted.

[Magpie]

I wish that I was psychic, so that I could read your mind
I wish that I was psychic, so you don't think I'm unkind
I wish that I was psychic, so I know just what to do
I wish that I was psychic, so I never upset you
I wish that I was psychic, then I'd never let you down
I wish that I was psychic, then you'd have no cause to frown
I wish that I was psychic, had the gift of second sight
I wish that I was psychic, then we'd never ever fight
But darling I'm not psychic, though I do the best I can
No darling I'm not psychic, I'm just a simple man